Online karaoke contest!!

I have brought in my imaginary groupie, Serena, to interview me about an exciting online karaoke contest!

Serena: So tell me about this online karaoke contest. Important things first... what's the first prize?
Revelator: Two tickets to a Sugarland concert, complete with airfare and accommodations.

Serena: Sugarland?  That's that board game, right? Kinda like Chutes and Ladders only with a bit more strategy?
Revelator: Sometimes, I get to thinking my imaginary groupies might be a little young.  No, Sugarland is a country duo. They did the songs Stay, Want To, Something More...

Serena: I knew that. Do you think Jennifer Nettles is hot? Hotter than me?
Revelator: You're an imaginary groupie, aren't you? Of course you're hotter than Jennifer Nettles.

Serena: Where are you running this contest, Revelator?
Revelator: I'm not running the contest.

Serena: Too bad...you're the best KJ in the galaxy.
Revelator: And you're the best groupie.

Serena: Where do you go to enter the contest?
Revelator: MySpace karaoke.

Serena: Is that a bar in Milwaukee?
Revelator: No, it's a website.

Serena: A website???!?!?  Who do they have for a KJ?
Revelator: They don't have a KJ... you just record your song right there at that website in the privacy of your own home.

Serena: No KJ?  Doesn't that kinda make you feel like an empty bag of Doritos, just blowing around in the ditches of some small mid-western community?
Revelator: No.  Well... maybe. Well... I still have all my imaginary groupies. Does Myspace karaoke have any imaginary groupies?

Serena: Back to the contest -- you record a video online, and post it to Myspace karaoke, right?  How soon do you need to get it posted?
Revelator: You have until 3:00 PM on Nov. 11.

Serena: Then what?
Revelator: Sugarland watches the videos and decides who the winner is.

Serena: Wow.  Is that fair?  Sugarland is judging their own contest?  How come you aren't judging the contest, Mr. Revelator?
Revelator: Well, no one asked me.

Serena: It sucks being you! I'm gonna go start practicing Don't Stop Believing.
Revelator: Umm... You do an awesome Journey, but you need to record a Sugarland song for the contest.

Serena: I knew there was a catch somewhere.
Revelator: ... and you need to be real to enter, Serena. You are really hot, and you do an awesome Journey, but you are still imaginary.

Serena: Oh well. Gets me every time.